|Posted by KING on August 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM|
When I die I want to die like your grandpa, in his sleep. Not screaming... like the other passengers in the car.
I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me I should stop going to those places.
Vegetarians aren't vegetarian because they love animals. It's because they hate plants.
He who laughs last... didn't get the joke.
My school doesn't allow tank tops. Personally I think they are violating my right to bare arms.