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Posted by KING on August 23, 2011 at 2:35 PM Comments comments (0)

There might be a lot of features on the website that you're missing out on so here's some recently added things to do.

1. You can check out our photo gallery that shows some great gameplay from games and other features on our website. You just have to click on the photos button on our social toolbar at the bottom of your screen.

2. You can watch hundreds of funny videos right here on our site. All you have to do is click on the youtube videos button on the toolbar at the bottom of the screen.

3.  Check out our fanpage on facebook. Its newly set up, so make sure you tell your friends about it.

4. The more games page contains an archive of hundreds of the best online games from around the web.

Check it out,

                                        King,   CEO- AK-GAMES

Funny stuff

Posted by KING on August 1, 2011 at 2:02 PM Comments comments (0)

When I die I want to die like your grandpa, in his sleep. Not screaming... like the other passengers in the car.

I told the doctor I broke my leg in two places. He told me I should stop going to those places.

Vegetarians aren't vegetarian because they love animals. It's because they hate plants.

He who laughs last... didn't get the joke.

My school doesn't allow tank tops. Personally I think they are violating my right to bare arms. :lol: 

Commonly heard phrases, made funny

Posted by KING on July 23, 2011 at 7:16 PM Comments comments (0)

If practice makes perfect, but nobody is perfect, why practice?

"I lay in my bed looking up at the stars" Then I thought where the heck is the roof?

"As I looked off into the distance I got lost in my thoughts"

(ONLY BECAUSE THATS UNFAMILIAR TERRIRTORY)

I hate people who say, "Everyone is entitled to their own opinion" Not that that's not true, its just that yours is stupid.

"There are no stupid questions" Only stupid people

"Time is a great teacher" too bad it kills all its pupils

 

 

Sarah Palin and George Bush... a match made in heaven

Posted by KING on June 16, 2011 at 6:58 PM Comments comments (0)

These two have so many similarites... it could be their wise political analogies,

"Families is where our nation finds hope, where wings take dream." �LaCrosse, Wis., Oct. 18, 2000  George Bush

"But obviously, we've got to stand with our North Korean allies." Sarah Palin... (She got the communist one...)

Or there belief in our children,

“Rarely is the question asked, is our children learning?” — January 2000, Bush during a campaign event in South Carolina.

"They are also building schools for the Afghan children so that there is hope and opportunity in our neighboring country of Afghanistan." Sarah Palin... (Isn't she great with geography?)

Or their brilliant minds...

“There’s no doubt in my mind, not one doubt in my mind, that we will fail.” — Oct. 4, 2001, in Washington. Bush was remarking on a back-to-work plan after the terrorist attacks.

"I don't know if you're going to use the word 'terrorist' there." --Sarah Palin, asked if people who bomb abortion clinics are terrorists, NBC News interview, Oct. 23, 2008

 

Why take a bullet?

Posted by KING on March 3, 2011 at 9:31 PM Comments comments (1)

Seriously, they try to make it all heroic in the movies but think about it. What will taking a bullet for someone do? The shooter most definitely has more than one bullet. So after you take the bullet, chances are the person you tried to save will be the next shot. So next time your trying to muster up your courage to "save" someone's life, save your energy and run!!!


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